When you’re looking for a vendor, you usually search for it in two places, right? It’s either Google search or Reddit. Searching for Happy Goat Kratom review on both sites yielded zero results. The website is under construction, and no Redditors are talking about the vendor. So, what can we say about this, and what should you do as a researcher?
What Is Happy Goat Kratom?
Happy Goat Kratom is a Canadian kratom vendor that aims to provide the best and top-quality kratom in Canada. They source their botanicals directly from Bali. All the leaves are carefully inspected to be free from any damage or infestation.
It’s a noble introduction that would have pulled you in almost instantly. But here’s the thing. This description was from their Reddit post two years ago. The account was made on May 9, 2022, and most of the content they put out was about how to order from their website.
As much as they tried to put out social proof about them, they aren’t getting the best reception. The last Reddit post they made was a year ago, and it’s about getting the best Gold Bali in Canada.
Happy Goat Kratom Review: What Can I Buy from Them?
With the website under construction, there’s no way of telling what you can get from them. Off from their Reddit posts, you could assume that they are offering:
- Gold Bali
- White Maeng Da
On another post, it seems that they have more than just White Maeng Da. Unfortunately, with their site down, there’s nothing more we could get from them.
Did They Mention Other Products?
Some kratom vendors like Kratom Genie offer other rare botanicals from all across the globe. Is this the same case with with Happy Goat Kratom? That we cannot say. Aside from their website being down, their social media pages were also zero. There’s no content there that would lead us to even assume minutely if they have other products.
Our guess is, they’re pushing out their Gold Bali and White Maeng Da because they’re the top products. Or maybe these were the popular strains at the time; who knows.
Are There Happy Goat Kratom Discount Coupons?
With the website under construction, who knows if they have discount coupons ready. There’s even no indication of the possibility of getting one. Will they give it when the site is up and running? Who knows.
Happy Goat Kratom Review: Pros and Cons
To be fair with Happy Goat Kratom, stating the pros and cons is like grasping sand. With nothing substantial to use as a source, this section is as bare as it can be. At this day and age, almost everyone relies on cyberspace for information, especially after what happened in 2020.
We’re pretty sure Happy Goat Kratom is aware of this. Otherwise, they wouldn’t set up an e-Commerce store in Shopify. But we’re getting a vibe of a lack of urgency on their part to get things going. It’s not because of the site being down. Heaven knows how long it can take to set up an online store.
What we mean is the lack of social proof. They have so many social media platforms to choose to get themselves out there and give updates. Unfortunately, they are not using these to their advantage.
Should I Buy from Happy Goat Kratom?
We strive for objectivity when we do our reviews for other kratom vendors. Everyone starts at ground zero, and the support of people in the industry also improves everyone.
Unfortunately, as much as we want to recommend Happy Goat Kratom, we are unable to do so. The lack of social proof is one, and also the website. How can you order from someone when there’s no way to order?
There’s one American vendor named Mitra Man who doesn’t have a website. However, the brand is very active on Reddit and takes orders from DM’s of people there. Other companies allow online orders through their social media pages.
Maybe they are getting things ready, maybe they’re not. One can only wait and see when the website will be up and running.
Happy Goat Kratom Review Conclusion
What makes Canadian Kratomites happy is dealing with a vendor who fully understands their research. One who will go to great lengths to ensure you get the right kratom you need.
With Happy Goat Kratom, we don’t feel that. On their Reddit posts, they’re more into pushing a sale than increasing your knowledge for your research. Pushing for a sale isn’t a bad thing, hey they do need to run a business. But it seems they’re focusing more on what they need to stand out from other vendors.
There are other vendors that you can go to that can and will give you safe, tested kratom. Whether they are new or legends in the industry, it doesn’t matter. What matters is how far they would go to help you.
Will you be interested in Happy Goat Kratom when the website goes live? Let us know in the comment section.